|George Bush was sitting peacefully in his office in
Washington DC, wondering who to invade next, when his
" Hallo! Bush bhaji? " a heavily accented voice
said. "This is Santa Singh from Barnala, Punjab. I'm
ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war
on all of you in USA."
"Well, Santa." Bush replied, "This is indeed
important news! Tell me how big is your army