|1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE
man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her
LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters
not their friends.
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine
and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER
among all your Friends.
7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving
through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we
should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says :
No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and
we are FOUR.
8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME
thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to
free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY
the ELECTRICITY BILL.
11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the
12. “A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT
what it is built for” - Albert Einstein