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Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here.

The other day I left for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I had not gone more than a mile down the road when the engine died and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes! He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad, passionate love to her!

When I confronted him, he tried to explain that he had gone into the backyard, heard a lady scream, went to her rescue, but found her unconscious. He then carried her back to our house, placed her in the bed, and began CPR. When she came to, she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I had walked in. But when I asked him why neither had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair with this woman for six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was fired from his job six months ago and says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become very distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.

I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for 12 years.

Can you please help me?

Sincerely,

Mrs. Anita Hannjob

Dear Anita:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no obstruction in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the the inlet manifold. If none of these remedies solves the problem, it could be a faulty fuel pump, which would cause low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter
Phone 901-414-9009
email admin@mantra.com
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