|ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT !!!!!
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new foreign
student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who
had his hand up:?'Patrick Henry, 1775'he said.
'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the
People, for the People, shall not perish from the
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham
Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be
ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows
more about our history than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'F ___ the Indian,'
'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand
up. 'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said
that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the
Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and
shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit.
If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar
frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson
to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the
teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're
screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was
Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'.